Vi har fat i filen... i det mindste
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. Everybody is someone else's weirdo. Sometimes you are the pigeon and sometimes your are the statue. Don't argue with idiots. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Good judgement comes with experience. Experience usually comes from bad judgement. Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what's dangerous. Helicopters can't fly. They're just so ugly the earth repels them. Eat one live toad every morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day. A pad on the back is only inches from a kick in the butt. Following the rules will not get the job done. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced you can't be promoted. When you don't know what to do, walk fast and look worried. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get. If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done. Black holes are where God divided by zero. Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity. Trying is the first step towards failure. I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently. No one is poor. At least no one worth speaking of.